"Mond azt, hogy vizsla! Mond el még kétszer. Betűzd le kétszer. Mond ki még kétszer. Betűzd le még kétszer. És most mond ki még kétszer. Mivel eszed a levest?" Erre a válasz tuti az lesz, hogy "villával".
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"Milyen színű a papír? Milyen szín a hó? Milyen színű a tej? Milyen színű a hibajavító? Mit iszik a tehén?"Erre a válasz tuti az lesz, hogy "tejet"
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- 3 nő megy ki a cukrázdából. Az egyik nyalja a fagyit, a másik harapja a fagyit és a harmadik kanalazza a fagyit. Melyik az özvegy?
- ???
- Amelyiknek meghalt a férje.
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- Mész az úton és észreveszed, hogy a Balatonban egy nő fuldoklik. Mit csinálsz?
- ???
- Semmit, mert Neked az utat kell nézned vezetés közben és nem a Balatont.
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- Mész az út közepén és egy hatalmas kőtömb felé közelítesz. Merről kerülöd ki, jobbról vagy balról?
- ???
- Semerről, mert Neked alapvetően az út jobb szélén és nem a közepén kell menned.
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- Egy háromszög alakú szénakazal csúcsára egy kakas tojt egy tojást. Merre fog a tojás eldőlni egy időn után, jobbra, vagy bakra?
- ???
- Semerre, mert a kakas nem tojik tojást.
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Egy versenyen veszel részt. Lehagyod az utolsót. Hányadik leszel? (Erre a válasz tuti az lesz, hogy "utolsó előtti")
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Egy versenyen veszel részt. Lehagyod a másodikat. Hányadik leszel? (Erre a válasz tuti az lesz, hogy "első")
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