Katonaságon:
- Mi mozog ott?
- A föld.
- Ki mondta ezt?
- Galilei.
- Galilei honvéd lépjen ki!
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Katonaságon:
- Kinek van egy szimfóniája?
- Beethovennek 9 is van.
- Beethoven honvéd lépjen ki!
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A tiszt sorbaállítja a katonákat:
- Akinél van kés, az lépjen ki!
Az egyik kilép és jelenti, hogy neki van kése.
- Jól van fiam, ma este kimenőt kapsz, plusz dupla zsoldot.
Másnap a tiszt újból sorbaállítja az újoncokat.
- Akinél van kés, az lépjen ki!
Erre mindenki egyszerre kilép.
- Jól van fiaim, akkor ma mindenki megy a konyhára krumplit pucolni!
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Egy század újoncot felsorakozat az őrmester. Megkérdezi mindegyiktől, mit dolgoztak a besorozásuk előtt.
Elér három pestihez. Azok sorba kántálják:
- Higéniai szakreferens!
- Logisztikai menedzser!
- Humán transportör!
Erre az őrmester:
- Ne szépítsék itt nekem! Mondják ki, hogy takarító, raktáros és buszsofőr!
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A katonaorvos megkérdezi a sorozásra jelentkező újoncot:
- Van valami komoly betegsége?
- Igen, van. Rövidlátó vagyok.
- És tudja ezt valamivel bizonyítani?
- Igenis, kérem! Látja főorvos úr ott a falon azt a szöget?
- Látom.
- Na látja, én nem látom.
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Sorozáson:
- Mondja a nevét, kérem!
- Céjna Géza - mondja halkan és szerényen a kérdezett.
- Mondja mérgesebben! - kiált rá a sorozó parancsnok.
- Céjna Géza, ilgum bulgum!
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Kovács sorkatona anyja meghal, és felkérik az őrmestert, hogy közölje vele tapintatosan a rossz hírt. Az őrmester kimegy, és sorakozót rendel el.
- Lépjenek ki az árvák! -ordítja- Maga is Kovács!
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